My nigga Andy went from owning toys to owning bitches.
Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago
You get a strange feeling when you’re about to leave a place. Like you’ll not only miss the people you love but you’ll miss the person you are now at this time and this place, because you’ll never be this way ever again.
Posted 4 days ago
so ijust realised something
plastic donasours, right
plastic is made of oil
which comed from
DINOSAIRS
plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs
i…
science has definitely come too far
how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
Posted 4 days ago
SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP WRITING AN ESSAY THAT I SHOULD’VE STARTED THREE WEEKS AGO
am i the only one who heard that as a parody of some nights instead of just reading it
i even tried to sing it
Posted 1 week ago
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
Posted 1 week ago
The irony, of course, is that the same people who think this way tend to want women to be good only for sex. There’s no winning.
(Source: emtabet)
Posted 1 week ago
l
was that a lowercase “L” or a capital “i” youll never know
or maybe it was a 1
no nevermind it wasnt a 1
yes
i am the real sherlock
